Thank you. I like puzzles. You guys are awesome. www.helpwiththecure.com. This time – a Waze vortex, a tribunal for HawtNugz, and a powerful mystery cure that could topple the world into dystopia. TAYLOR: And I think Matchington Mansion is the like off-brand. PJ and Alex open up the hotline again to tackle listener problems and mysteries, no job too weird. ISAAC: He's not on trial, he's testifying as a witness. So it’s like Zuckerberg understood the value of privacy and disappearing messages for himself and presumably for other people but ultimately, he only gave himself that privilege. I was like, I was like, “Ok, so I have to finish decorating this room, and then I’ll have to solve one of these problems”. Thanks Dave. Reply All is hosted by PJ Vogt and me, Alex Goldman. This time – a Waze vortex, a tribunal for HawtNugz, and a powerful mystery cure that could topple the world into dystopia. The argument against placenta is that we're told you go to an existing store and pay thousands of dollars for it. Like a [beep]. My name's Teddy. Originally Aired January 30, … Our theme song is by the Mysterious Breakmaster Cylinder, and our ad music is by Build Buildings. PJ VOGT: Yeah, skip to the part where you’re rubbing corn on your head though. Oh, have you never played Diner Dash? ... #156 The Cure for Everything . ALEX GOLDMAN: That's how I got to download—that’s what fooled me into downloading Matchington Mansion. For more than 30 years, You’re the Cure – the American Heart Association/American Stroke Association's grassroots network – has been doing just that. ANONYMOUS: How's it going? Feels like A Lot. 2020-01-30 . TAYLOR: So I'm re-addicted. JEN: Hello. ANONYMOUS: That dystopian problem? CASEY: Right? ISAAC: That was what he testified to yesterday. And the thing is like, I can—you know, obviously genetics are different between fraternal twins, but my brother has progressed way more, and I've sort of like—. Really!?). PJ VOGT: Okay, And, are people—what’s the—vibe is not the word I wish I was going to use, but like wha—(shortly laughs). Yeah. ANONYMOUS: No, no. Oh dear. I feel conned. ANONYMOUS: My—so, I used to like, feel like really tired and sort of like depressed throughout the day. So he said that there were many meetings he had with K.S.M., Khalid Sheikh Mohammed that were not interrogations. What is it? ANONYMOUS: Ok, so, this is really weird. PJ VOGT: Is it–and it's always the same kind of wrong? Um but there is one other thing you guys said I’d be able to do, right? TAYLOR: I definitely thought that they would be mini-games at one point or another. Can CBD cigarettes cure tobacco addiction? I download Matchington Mansion and the game that I get is completely different than the one that was in the ad. Batteries. PJ VOGT: I feel like you’re not gonna do that. But inside there are no windows and it's sort of like a big—it looks a lot like a high school theater. Well, yeah. TEDDY: [Overlapping] Do you remember when Facebook—they changed their policy. PJ VOGT: Cool, what's your technical support problem? And then you know, share it with your friends. ANONYMOUS: You get the secret of the mystery goo. PJ VOGT: But why did this work on you guys? Charts. Reply All. ISAAC: There are not snacks, there are no windows—well, I'm outside right now. Too many. According to Worldometer's … ANONYMOUS: Yeah, it's kind of depressing to be honest. Basically like, “Should we allow this particular thing or not?”. PJ VOGT: Do you have before and after pictures? PJ VOGT: Are you allowed to say this to us on a podcast? ALEX GOLDMAN: Yeah. Um, and we put out the call a couple of weeks ago. PJ VOGT: But how do you know that it's stopping you from going bald versus you're just not going bald? PJ VOGT: And was he the one—I saw a headline this morning where somebody had said like, they were administering waterboarding and that they had wanted to stop. Um and it was like, uhh, "Do you mind if I like send you a quick text and you screenshot the conversation so I can have the number from it?". 1/30/2020. I’ve just been, I haven't been Hannah, which is my legal name, for a long time, and I think at that point in time on Facebook, it was like my DJ name, which was Hawtnugz. It seemed like they were just trying to like, reach as many accounts as possible but like, why? SAVE. Super weird. What is it? PJ VOGT: So I've been trying to get rid of this broken treadmill on Craigslist. So it'd be like, the kitchen's on fire, and the sink is leaking—. PJ VOGT: Yeah, so maybe you can get some help that way. This time – a Waze vortex, a tribunal for HawtNugz, and a powerful mystery cure that could topple the world into dystopia. I think PJ might judge more—I don't know. And on top of that, I kept playing well past the point at which I should have stopped. Anyway, I—well, ok wait, so there’s one thing I have to say though that kind of makes this sort of interesting or weird which I need to ask you guys about is, it's sort of like a limited supply of this thing. PJ VOGT: Just tell me the story of how you found this. My number 1 go to for any and all info – especially now … ALEX GOLDMAN: No. Almost voted this 4 stars just because of the frustration that some parts caused, but still not a bad ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Ryan Stock's Review of #156 The Cure for Everything from Reply All on Monday, 3rd Feb 2020 06:31 Add to My Podcasts. ISAAC: Yeah, which is—um, there's two schools of thought. I get a pop-up ad for a game where you have to like, where there’s like a puzzle where you have to fix a household appliance, it’s called Matchington Mansion. PJ VOGT: I just looked you up—you have a full head of hair! This time – a Waze vortex, a tribunal for HawtNugz, and a powerful mystery cure that could topple the world into dystopia. (laughing), PJ VOGT: That's an awesome name. (laughing) Also, I kind of get why when they were looking around about whether people had their real names or not they were like, ”Hawtnugz doesn't totally pass the smell test.”, TEDDY: “That's not real.” But it's still like, you know, Hannah wasn't my name anyways and—. Because if it comes out, then uh, you know, it's almost like a philosophical question, like what do you do? It's a—well, it's not a plant. (ANONYMOUS sighs) Tell us something! PJ and Alex open up the hotline again to tackle listener problems and mysteries, no job too weird. It kinda seems like a sunk cost fallacy thing, where they spent a ton of time on the hair loss scam and had to make podcast grist out of it to justify the amount of time they wasted on it. And I bet you that on his nights and weekends he made that game, and he’s not allowed to release it. #156 The Cure for Everything . ISAAC: Yeah, so because I’m a freak and I have notes on like all the weird classified shit that they’re talking about, um, I’m, when I go in there I’m a little bit holding court almost. PJ VOGT: [Overlapping] Let's see what we can figure out. I think, yeah maybe—maybe yeah, I can talk to Alex in private. ANONYMOUS: No, you don’t rub anything on your head, there’s no rubbing of any substances anywhere but uh, it’s—. It's outside my house, you can go get it.”, PJ VOGT: And he was like, “Well I'd really like to call to discuss this.” Uhhhh—. This understanding of viruses is actually the culmination of my study—and the reason why my book has not been written—yet. PJ VOGT: I’m with you. But then they're not going to have any say, and initially if your content was removed and you believe that it was done in error then you can appeal to this board, and if they choose to hear your case from what will presumably be thousands, that court will issue a binding ruling, and then Facebook will either have to continue to leave it down or put it back up. Whuppy, a long-phishing con actually makes much more sense to me. Like probably like 1,200? (Laughs). Technology #156 The Cure for Everything . That’s a thing that companies have been doing for a while.”. PJ and Alex open up the hotline again to tackle listener problems and mysteries, no job too weird. ANONYMOUS: It’s kind of like, very strange. Read An Excerpt. PJ VOGT: Is “hawt”—is “nugs” like weed nugs? "'A podcast about the internet' that is actually an unfailingly original exploration of modern life and how to survive it." PJ VOGT: That really makes me think it’s not a bot, that makes me think it’s a person. PJ VOGT: That's so crazy. That’s not the same as being insane. I thought you were calling that kind of depression llama meat. ANONYMOUS: Uhh sure. This is a very strange phone call. www.helpwiththecure.com . ISAAC: He was the one doing the waterboarding. 01:03:45 ITUNES RSS LINK. The more conservative, we-should-have-tortured-them school of thought says he was waterboarded five times. Newly recorded COVID-19 cases and deaths in the United States, which rose dramatically this fall, now seem to be declining. ISAAC: Listen, listen, you said it, not me. I thought that was pretty smart. So they're just like, getting access to as many like, phone numbers and emails as possible to add it all to one list to spam you? ALEX GOLDMAN: I don’t know why it’s going to my computer again. TEDDY: Like, I just need access to my Facebook cause it still exists, and I just want to delete it. ISAAC: Um, I did—I had a first date a couple of months ago where I did talk about torture and how much I hate John Yoo. So I need to remember, I need to remind myself very often that like, talking about torture is not a good first date topic, for example. Exactly. He was in a service elevator in the North Tower with a bunch of firefighters. PJ VOGT: Ok so, Facebook has this thing where they let you download your information. ANONYMOUS: Huh? Even then I could see some people hating it. And it does sound like a lot of effort, but the fact that somebody's willing to engage in like, multiple emails with me just to get one phone number makes me think, “Oh, definitely this makes sense.”. ALEX GOLDMAN: And what these companies have realized is that these power players are way more interested in the fake game that they’ve advertised in these ads than the one that they’ve actually made, and I was like, “Ok, well, why don’t they just make that game then?”. The cure for everything is partly related to the theory of everything. ANONYMOUS: Ok ok, so it's uh, it's uh [beep]. TEDDY: I mean like, no, it’s just because of “Hawnugh” but that’s why I couldn’t introduce myself that way. Reply All #156 The Cure for Everything Jan. 30, 2020. Listen now. Fact checking by Michelle Harris. ISAAC: Yes, I'm deeply into mechanical keyboards. And it's possible you're just going through a depressed, anxious moment, you started eating an unusual food and it had a placebo effect, which was real. Download Embed. The Cure for Everything book. But we all have the power to make a difference by speaking out for policies that help build healthier communities and healthier lives. ALEX GOLDMAN: [Overlapping] The scarcity? ALEX GOLDMAN: More than anything, more than even what it is, I am dying to know just like—, ALEX GOLDMAN: No no, how did you discover this finite resource and be like “You know what? www.helpwiththecure.com. TAYLOR: So Homescapes is the sequel to Gardenscapes. 19 A feast is prepared for laughter, and wine makes life merry, but money is the answer for everything. And I was like, “You don't need to pay for it. I’ll pick it up…. Interesting. ALEX GOLDMAN: Exactly! Listen to #156 The Cure For Everything and 186 more episodes by Reply All, free! PJ VOGT: But also, who cares—the dystopia where some people are bald and other people have hair—. ALEX GOLDMAN: (laughing) I found it compelling enough to download Matchington Mansion. It's kind of— ok wait, can you guys bleep my name ? It says, “if you don't have a Facebook account but believe Facebook may have information about you, you can contact us to get a copy of your information.” So it might be the same thing. #156 The Cure for Everything by Reply All published on 2020-01-30T20:55:13Z. TEDDY: And I've tried everything, like I—I even sent them a picture of my ID, and I was like, “I don't care, you can put my legal name.” Um they like, at one point had me get three people to confirm who I was with like codes, and I did that, and it didn't work. Description. Online. Would you rather it not come out, you know? ANONYMOUS: That, so, the thing about, I'm still like losing hair—. I’m PJ Vogt. We managed to find his body—the whole—the whole body. Low self-esteem and self-slander are the major driving forces of all forms of depression. Thanks so much Rachel, and good luck! JEN: Oh. And you have to select what is the best thing to use for—. PJ VOGT: And how gross is it to eat? PJ VOGT: Like you were starting to lose your hair, and then it stopped you from losing your hair? And like because I'm not like super techy, I was like, “Uh, ok sure.” Um, so I sent her my phone, and she was like, “Oh, what's your number real quick?” And I send her my frickin' phone number. Do you care? CASEY: No, no one has been working through a queue for five years; there’s no way that is true. PJ VOGT: (laughing) Excuse you. #156 The Cure for Everything. Special thanks this week to Brett Chamberlain and to everyone who called into the show. Menstrual blood would have been my first guess before the break, placenta would have also been my guess after the break (before reading the comments). Happy Birthday, Harvey. ISAAC: Who—he was one of the torture doctors. What did it say? So, one quick note, while we were fact checking this episode, we found out that, actually it turns out while Isaac thought he was calling us from a SCIF, it was not a SCIF. ALEX GOLDMAN: And did your hair grow back? PJ VOGT: Is the—the mystery stuff that may or may not cure baldness—is it something that is useful in other ways? PJ VOGT: So he would, he would show up one time and waterboard or torture him and then the next time he would just...hang out? ALEX GOLDMAN: Thank you for trusting us. Reply. ANONYMOUS: Thank you guys. I work in the burbs and it's a long commute and so I always have some kind of route finding app open, usually Google or Waze. And the problem with doing that, even though it was like, mathematically true, is that it was destroying life for the people who actually depended on the local road. ALEX GOLDMAN: And it makes your hair grow back. Uh the thing is like it's actually quite tasty. 49. Like that whole thing happened. ALEX GOLDMAN: [Overlapping] It already exists! ALEX GOLDMAN: Yeah, you need to tell us what's up. ALEX GOLDMAN: I found a reporter named Jess Joho who is a staff writer at Mashable. And all this secrecy for fear of the unfairness that would be caused by loads of rich men having monopoly on these “exotic” elixirs of fertile women to solve their anxieties about losing their hair is just a level of problematic nonsense that I can’t even. That's a crazy thing. Stream the Reply All episode, #156 The Cure for Everything, free & on demand on iHeartRadio. TAYLOR: I mean… mobile gaming is the future. Like this could be some, you know, I understand that. CASEY: Most of these companies really do not intervene in cases like this until it becomes a PR story. My guess is that the person who's working through your account—. Or something wasteful, like pigs ears? PJ VOGT: So can I ask you, you—you lost family in 9/11? ISAAC: Thank you, gentlemen. Reply All . ANONYMOUS: It's uh… it's basically um… it's... PJ VOGT: In my heart, I don't believe there's ever going to be, like, I believe that we will live this ellipsis forever in my heart. This time – a Waze vortex, a tribunal for HawtNugz, and a powerful mystery cure that could topple the world into dystopia. TEDDY: Oh my god. Cigarette smoking is the number one cause of preventable deaths in the United States. It ticks all the boxes! PJ VOGT: So this is the guy who essentially planned 9/11, and they’re basically trying to figure out whether he was tortured in an illegal way that makes the—. PJ VOGT: And I was like, “Ok, so what is going on here? Maybe it’s sardines. PJ VOGT: Because every account they crack, they're probably getting like—I mean, I don't know how many Facebook friends you have. Reply All 187 Episodes Follow Share. www.helpwiththecure.com Description PJ and Alex open up the hotline again to tackle listener problems and mysteries, no job too weird. Also, I knew long ago that Waze re-routing would lose its advantages by blowing up the spot. And so the whole scam, according to this, was just to get my phone number. Listen to this episode from Reply All on Spotify. ALEX GOLDMAN: Alright, we’ve gotta go, cause I don’t know what we can do to help you here. PJ VOGT: Yeah, you're being very coy about this. And the room you're in, what does a SCIF look like? 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